Life as a phone#213

Have you ever felt like you were just being ussed? That's pretty much the story of my life, my names Bill and I'm a phone. Life's not always easy for a phone like me, the amount of obstacles I overcome daily is enormous! Your see, my owner is a business man and he can never put me down, he's a little obsessed if you ask me. It seems his favorite thing to do is talk, what does he think I am, his shrink? Don't even get me started with his breath, I mean seriously have you ever heard of a tic tac? That man needs to learn some manners, I have feelings too and that should be respected. Phones can only take so much, and I think I've just about had it with this guy.

If you think your life is bad, walk a few hundred feet in my shoes and you'll be glad you have your life instead of mine. Today was absolutely terrible, my screen is cracked and I'm missing a few keys to my keyboard. I swear this man needs mental help, I mean who gives their phone to a three year old? It all started when I was driving in the car with this sorry excuse for a man and his child. Jeffery, his child all of the sudden starts to cry for no reason at all, a bright idea pops into my owners head that he should give his phone to Jeffery to stop the madness going on in the back seat. This is where it turned nasty, the windows were rolled down because of the scorching heat outside. Apparently three year olds aren't the smartest people in the world, who would have ever thought that? This kid, with no reason what so ever, decides to throw me out the window.

As i hurtled through the air, I thought to myself, "How could this day get any worse?" That's when I hit the ground, I heard something shatter and then everything went blank. I awoke a few minutes later in my owners hand with a throbbing headache, I could barely recall what had just happened. I checked myself to see if anything was wrong, and of course something was extremely wrong. My screen had been cracked in multiple locations and a few keys to my keyboard were no where to be seen. I now sit in my owners pocket wondering if I will every be repaired, or even better, replaced by a new phone.