Story! By D.D.W

Once upon a time... there was an anteater with three eyes. Luckily, that is not what our story is about. Fine, onceupon a time there was a maroon robot who was obsessed with potatoes. The lack of potatoes on planet Earth hurt him, almost too much to continue this so called life. So instead he journeyed to the stupid state, Idaho and stoleevery single potato they had. Munchilous (the robot) seemed to suck the life out of the potatoes, making them soulless, umemotional, terrifying monsters.... like Munchilous himself. So after eating every soulless, jejune, andincredibly boring potato, he ventured out to find his dream house, The Starship Enterprise. Yet, of course everyone with even the slightest hint of a brain would know that the Starship is in fact not a home, but a vehicle used to travel through out space in search of new life. But a trailer is indeed a vehicle AND a home, so really, The Starship Enterprise does work! Munchilous sat down while decapitating a potato and began to construe a plan to invade the ship. Once, he had figured out his most brilliant plan ever, a wild red hippo came charging at him. Using the potato he grasped in his hand, he made a sharp point, and with a strategic arm, he threw the potato and blinded the hippo. The hippo ran out of control and ran into a gigantic tree and lay still as a rock. Dead; Muncalious was a murderer. He had realized that this was the first thing he had ever been guilty for, (other than the fact thathe had stolen every potato from Idaho) knowing this, he fled. He ran faster then he had ever run before, causing every hing in his metallic body to ache. He ran and ran, not knowing exactly where he was going, but before he could figure out where, he tripped upon a potato and lay as still as the hippo. The potato had sharp teeth and black bulging eyes, that was the end of our potato.