Dear Diary,
Today was the worst day of my entire life! It started out pretty good but, that's only how it started. As I was cradled in between warm fingers, I heard a short but crisp crunching sound. I noticed how other pencils were being broken in half! Then, out of nowhere, my neck was in pain! It was excruciating! I was being strangled by my owner, Bob! Then came the abuse! Not gripping, no, ABUSE in the first pencil-degree. I was bitten, dropped, thrown, borrowed and.......sharpened!
Here I am being shoved into an electrical "pencil sharpener"! It was not a pencil sharpener; at least, not to me. I'm not even sure what I did to deserve it either! It should've been called "the hole of torture" as far as I'm concerned! My face was being shaved, and I'm pretty sure I'm a girl; girls don't shave their faces! Then as I nearly gave up all hope that I'd never get out, and would be ground until there was simply nothing left of me, I was let out! I was temporarily blinded by the light as I came out.
I, Penny Penciltop, will seek vengeance!...or die shortly after going crazy.☺I'm forever traumatized and doomed for the rest of my pencil-life.
-Penny Penciltop
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I THOUGHT that was great, the ''hole of torture'' thing was awesome 218
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